San Luis Obispo
Tuesday afternoon a female Cuesta College student was seen riding her silver roadbike down Borad Street in the pouring rain. Its been reported that she was first seen leaving the Chorro branch of Washington Mutual before mounting her noble chrome steed and heading north on Broad. Washington Mutual was not available for comment by time of press. The identity of the girl is unknown, however, a witness said she seemed to have a grin on her face despite the fact that she was soaking wet.
On the 3335th block of Broad Street a grin belonging to an 18-year-old Cuesta College student went missing. The grin has an estimated worth of $4,000, according to the girls parents who funded her highschool orthodontics. The grin was last seen with the girl riding a bike down Broad Street. It went missing shortly after she discovered her favorite actor, Heath Ledger, had died suddenly. The whereabouts of the grin are under investigation.